/* Random Quote Display v1.1 Copyright © 2006-2009 Rich Cmiel All Rights Reserved http://www.EssentialKnights.com */ /**************************/ /* Display a Random Quote */ /**************************/ function random_Quote(){ var QuoteList=new Array() QuoteList[0]=new Array("Sydney J. Harris (1917-1986)","When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'") QuoteList[1]=new Array("Anatole France (1844-1924)","Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.") QuoteList[2]=new Array("Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)","The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.") QuoteList[3]=new Array("George Eliot (1819-1880)","Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.") QuoteList[4]=new Array("Unknown Author","One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.") QuoteList[5]=new Array("Mary Kay Ash","Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.") QuoteList[6]=new Array("Jean Cocteau (1889-1963)","I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.") QuoteList[7]=new Array("Josh Billings (1818-1885)","A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.") QuoteList[8]=new Array("George Orwell (1903-1950)","All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.") QuoteList[9]=new Array("Yiddish Proverb","Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.") QuoteList[10]=new Array("W. C. Fields (1880-1946)","Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.") QuoteList[11]=new Array("Samuel Butler (1835-1902)","All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.") QuoteList[12]=new Array("Saint John Chrysostom","The bee is more honored than other animals, not because she labors, but because she labors for others.") QuoteList[13]=new Array("Fyodor Dostoyevsky (1821-1881)","Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled.") QuoteList[14]=new Array("Robert Heinlein (1907-1988)","How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.") QuoteList[15]=new Array("William Osler (1849-1919)","The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals.") QuoteList[16]=new Array("William Blake (1757-1827)","The wrath of the lion is the wisdom of God.") QuoteList[17]=new Array("Sidonie Gabrielle","A kindly gesture bestowed by us on an animal arouses prodigies of understanding and gratitude.") QuoteList[18]=new Array("Alex Haley (1921-1992)","Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.") QuoteList[19]=new Array("Groucho Marx (1890-1977)","Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.") QuoteList[20]=new Array("Thomas Hobbes (1588-1679)","As a draft-animal is yoked in a wagon, even so the spirit is yoked in this body.") QuoteList[21]=new Array("Anatole France (1844-1924)","To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.") QuoteList[22]=new Array("Unknown Author","The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals.") QuoteList[23]=new Array("James Herriot (1916-1995)","If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.") QuoteList[24]=new Array("Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519)","Where the spirit does not work with the hand there is no art.") QuoteList[25]=new Array("Franklin P. Jones (1887-1929)","Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.") QuoteList[26]=new Array("Roger Caras","Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.") QuoteList[27]=new Array("Swedish Proverb","Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.") QuoteList[28]=new Array("Dr. Seuss (1904-1991)","Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.") QuoteList[29]=new Array("Fr. Jerome Cummings","Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.") QuoteList[30]=new Array("Albert Einstein (1879-1955)","Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.") QuoteList[31]=new Array("Buddha (563-483 BC)","All that we are is the result of what we have thought.") QuoteList[32]=new Array("Alfred North Whitehead (1861-1947)","If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.") QuoteList[33]=new Array("Saint Augustine","Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul.") QuoteList[34]=new Array("Richard Friedman","Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.") QuoteList[35]=new Array("Unknown Author","Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality.") QuoteList[36]=new Array("Anatole France (1844-1924)","America, where thanks to Congress, there are forty million laws to enforce the Ten Commandments.") QuoteList[37]=new Array("Jean Anouilh (1910-1987)","Love is, above all, the gift of oneself.") QuoteList[38]=new Array("Louis Sabin","No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.") QuoteList[39]=new Array("Alphonse de Lamartine (1790-1869)","Brutality to an animal is cruelty to mankind - it is only the difference in the victim.") QuoteList[40]=new Array("Mary Anne Radmacher","Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'") QuoteList[41]=new Array("C.S. Lewis (1898-1963)","Though our feelings come and go, God’s love for us does not.") QuoteList[42]=new Array("Unknown Author","'Impossible' only means that you haven't found the solution yet.") QuoteList[43]=new Array("African-American Proverb","God makes three requests of his children: Do the best you can, where you are, with what you have, now.") QuoteList[44]=new Array("Chester W. Nimitz","God, grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right, even though I think it is hopeless.") QuoteList[45]=new Array("C.S. Lewis (1898-1963)","God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain.") QuoteList[46]=new Array("Charles L. Allen","When you say a situation or a person is hopeless, you are slamming the door in the face of God.") QuoteList[47]=new Array("Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)","God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars.") QuoteList[48]=new Array("Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)","Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.") QuoteList[49]=new Array("Unknown Author","One reason God created time was so that there would be a place to bury the failures of the past.") QuoteList[50]=new Array("Mother Teresa of Calcutta (1910-1997)","God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try.") QuoteList[51]=new Array("Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)","The truth is rarely pure and never simple.") QuoteList[52]=new Array("President Andrew Jackson (1767-1845)","One person with courage makes a majority.") QuoteList[53]=new Array("Winston Churchill (1874-1965)","The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.") QuoteList[54]=new Array("Mark Twain (1835-1910)","It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.") QuoteList[55]=new Array("Ayn Rand (1905-1982)","The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it.") QuoteList[56]=new Array("Albert Einstein (1879-1955)","Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.") QuoteList[57]=new Array("Albert Einstein (1879-1955)","The search for truth is more precious than its possession.") QuoteList[58]=new Array("Pericles (495-429 BC)","What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others.") QuoteList[59]=new Array("Unknown Author","Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.") QuoteList[60]=new Array("Albert Einstein (1879-1955)","Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.") QuoteList[61]=new Array("Plato (428-348 BC)","Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.") QuoteList[62]=new Array("Sandra Carey","Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.") QuoteList[63]=new Array("David Starr Jordon","Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it.") QuoteList[64]=new Array("Walter Winchell","A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.") QuoteList[65]=new Array("Antonio Porchia (1886-1968)","I know what I have given you. I do not know what you have received.") QuoteList[66]=new Array("C.S. Lewis (1898-1963)","The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are.") QuoteList[67]=new Array("Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)","It is characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things.") QuoteList[68]=new Array("Confucius (551-479 BC)","When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps.") QuoteList[69]=new Array("Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)","The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common.") QuoteList[70]=new Array("Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)","Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.") QuoteList[71]=new Array("The Talmud","The highest form of wisdom is kindness.") QuoteList[72]=new Array("Chinese Proverb","A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.") QuoteList[73]=new Array("Seneca (3 BC-65 AD)","If wisdom were offered me with this restriction, that I should keep it close and not communicate it, I would refuse the gift.") QuoteList[74]=new Array("Gian Carlo Menotti","A man only becomes wise when he begins to calculate the approximate depth of his ignorance.") QuoteList[75]=new Array("William James (1842-1910)","The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.") QuoteList[76]=new Array("Alexandre Dumas Pere (1802-1870)","All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope.") QuoteList[77]=new Array("Spanish Proverb","A wise man changes his mind, a fool never.") QuoteList[78]=new Array("Lao Tzu (600-531 BC)","For the wise man looks into space and he knows there is no limited dimensions.") QuoteList[79]=new Array("Marcus Aurelius (121-180)","To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution.") QuoteList[80]=new Array("Unknown Author","Good friends are like stars.... You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.") QuoteList[81]=new Array("Unknown Author","Some pursue happiness - others create it.") QuoteList[82]=new Array("Unknown Author","Happiness is not the absence of problems but the ability to deal with them.") QuoteList[83]=new Array("George Sand (1804-1876)","There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.") QuoteList[84]=new Array("Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)","Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.") QuoteList[85]=new Array("Agnes Repplier (1858-1950)","It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere.") QuoteList[86]=new Array("Ashley Montagu","The moments of happiness we enjoy take us by surprise. It is not that we seize them, but that they seize us.") QuoteList[87]=new Array("Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy (1828-1910)","If you want to be happy, be.") QuoteList[88]=new Array("Hugh Downs","A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.") QuoteList[89]=new Array("Thucydides (460-404 BC)","The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage.") QuoteList[90]=new Array("Epictetus (55-135)","There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.") QuoteList[91]=new Array("Francesca Reigler","Happiness is an attitude. We either make ourselves miserable, or happy and strong. The amount of work is the same.") QuoteList[92]=new Array("Antoine de Saint-Exupery (1900-1944)","True happiness comes from the joy of deeds well done, the zest of creating things new.") QuoteList[93]=new Array("Dale Carnegie (1888-1955)","Remember happiness doesn't depend on who you are or what you have; it depends solely upon what you think.") QuoteList[94]=new Array("Gretta Brooker Palmer","Happiness is a byproduct of an effort to make someone else happy.") QuoteList[95]=new Array("Aeschylus (525-456 BC)","Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.") QuoteList[96]=new Array("Freya Stark (1893-1993)","There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.") QuoteList[97]=new Array("H. Jackson Brown, Jr.","Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more.") QuoteList[98]=new Array("Unknown Author","Why not learn to enjoy the little things -- there are so many of them.") QuoteList[99]=new Array("Ayn Rand (1905-1982)","Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values.") QuoteList[100]=new Array("Henry Van Dyke (1852-1933)","Happiness is inward, and not outward; and so, it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are.") QuoteList[101]=new Array("Arnold H. Glasgow","Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time.") QuoteList[102]=new Array("Mark Twain (1835-1910)","To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.") QuoteList[103]=new Array("Zig Ziglar","Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.") QuoteList[104]=new Array("Donald Kendall","The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.") QuoteList[105]=new Array("Unknown Author","Some people dream of success while others wake up and work hard at it.") QuoteList[106]=new Array("Winston Churchill (1874-1965)","Success is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.") QuoteList[107]=new Array("Unknown Author","Success comes in cans; failure in can'ts.") QuoteList[108]=new Array("Tony Dorsett","To succeed you need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate you, something to inspire you.") QuoteList[109]=new Array("Charles Luckman (1910-1999)","Success is that old ABC -- ability, breaks, and courage.") QuoteList[110]=new Array("Unknown Author","Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.") QuoteList[111]=new Array("Napoleon Hill (1883-1970)","Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success.") QuoteList[112]=new Array("Jonathan Winters","I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.") QuoteList[113]=new Array("David Bly","Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted.") QuoteList[114]=new Array("Ingrid Bergman (1915-1982)","Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.") QuoteList[115]=new Array("Dave Checkett","Success builds character, failure reveals it.") QuoteList[116]=new Array("Soichiro Honda","Success is 99 percent failure.") QuoteList[117]=new Array("Jon Bon Jovi","Success is falling nine times and getting up ten.") QuoteList[118]=new Array("Confucius (551-479 BC)","Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure.") QuoteList[119]=new Array("Dr. Joyce Brothers","Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success.") QuoteList[120]=new Array("Unknown Author","Dreams are illustrations...from the book your soul is writing about you.") QuoteList[121]=new Array("Unknown Author","Don't be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams.") QuoteList[122]=new Array("Mary Manin Morrissey","You block your dream when you allow your fear to grow bigger than your faith.") QuoteList[123]=new Array("Tom Bradley","The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dreams is you.") QuoteList[124]=new Array("Tony Arata","I'll do my dreaming with my eyes wide open, and I'll do my looking back with my eyes closed.") QuoteList[125]=new Array("Elisabeth Foley","The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.") QuoteList[126]=new Array("Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929-1968)","In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.") QuoteList[127]=new Array("C.S. Lewis (1898-1963)","Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'") QuoteList[128]=new Array("Bernard Meltzer","A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.") QuoteList[129]=new Array("Tennessee Williams (1911-1983)","Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.") QuoteList[130]=new Array("Brian Littrell","Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.") QuoteList[131]=new Array("Buddha (563-483 BC)","He is able who thinks he is able.") QuoteList[132]=new Array("Zig Ziglar","People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.") QuoteList[133]=new Array("Winston Churchill (1874-1965)","Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.") QuoteList[134]=new Array("Winston Churchill (1874-1965)","Never, never, never, never give up.") QuoteList[135]=new Array("John Quincy Adams (1767-1848)","If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.") QuoteList[136]=new Array("Jim Rohn","Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.") QuoteList[137]=new Array("Walt Disney (1901-1966)","It's kind of fun to do the impossible.") QuoteList[138]=new Array("Wayne Dyer","Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.") QuoteList[139]=new Array("Desiderius Erasmus (1469-1536)","Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself.") QuoteList[140]=new Array("Benjamin Spock (1903-1998)","Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.") QuoteList[141]=new Array("Pamela Vaull Starr","Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.") QuoteList[142]=new Array("Albert Einstein (1879-1955)","When the solution is simple, God is answering.") QuoteList[143]=new Array("Unknown Author","Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely.") QuoteList[144]=new Array("Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)","Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be.") QuoteList[145]=new Array("John Maxwell (1512-1583)","Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them.") QuoteList[146]=new Array("Peruvian Proverb","Little by little one walks far.") QuoteList[147]=new Array("Eleanor Roosevelt (1884-1962)","You must do the thing you think you cannot do.") QuoteList[148]=new Array("Charles F. Kettering (1876-1958)","An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots.") QuoteList[149]=new Array("Dwight David Eisenhower (1890-1969)","Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it.") QuoteList[150]=new Array("Billy (age 4)","When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouths.") QuoteList[151]=new Array("Terri (age 4)","Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.") QuoteList[152]=new Array("Danny (age 7)","Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.") QuoteList[153]=new Array("Bobby (age 7)","Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.") QuoteList[154]=new Array("Tommy (age 6)","Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.") QuoteList[155]=new Array("Chris (age 7)","Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.") QuoteList[156]=new Array("Mary Ann (age 4)","Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.") QuoteList[157]=new Array("Jessica (age 8)","You really shouldn't say 'I LOVE YOU' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.") QuoteList[158]=new Array("Nikka (age 6)","If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.") QuoteList[159]=new Array("Kari (age 5)","Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving Cologne and they go out and smell each other.") QuoteList[160]=new Array("D. Gary Young","If people don't care [for themselves], it's hard for people to care for animals.") QuoteList[161]=new Array("Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)","Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.") QuoteList[162]=new Array("Stephen Kaggwa","Try and fail, but don't fail to try.") QuoteList[163]=new Array("Mike Melville","What you want to do, and what you can do, is limited only by what you can dream.") QuoteList[164]=new Array("Oprah Winfrey","Doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.") QuoteList[165]=new Array("Proverb","When you reach the top, keep climbing.") QuoteList[166]=new Array("Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)","We must become the change we want to see.") QuoteList[167]=new Array("Unknown Author","You are doing your best only when you are trying to improve what you are doing.") QuoteList[168]=new Array("Mae West (1892-1980)","Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.") QuoteList[169]=new Array("Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)","I do the very best I know how, the very best I can, and I mean to keep on doing so until the end.") QuoteList[171]=new Array("Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)","I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.") QuoteList[172]=new Array("Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)","Almost everything you do will seem insignificant, but it is important that you do it.") QuoteList[173]=new Array("Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)","Insist upon yourself. Be original.") QuoteList[174]=new Array("H. Jackson Brown, Jr.","The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.") QuoteList[175]=new Array("Peruvian Proverb","Little by little one walks far.") QuoteList[176]=new Array("Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)","Whatever you are, be a good one.") QuoteList[177]=new Array("Albert Einstein (1879-1955)","We have to do the best we can. This is our sacred human responsibility.") QuoteList[178]=new Array("Gary Ryan Blair","Advancement only comes with habitually doing more than you are asked.") QuoteList[179]=new Array("Eleanor Roosevelt (1884-1962)","You must do the thing you think you cannot do.") QuoteList[180]=new Array("Martina Navratilova","Just go out there and do what you have to do.") QuoteList[181]=new Array("Julius Charles Hare","Be what you are. This is the first step toward becoming better than you are.") QuoteList[182]=new Array("Proverb","Don't use a lot where a little will do.") QuoteList[183]=new Array("Hellen Keller (1880-1968)","When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another.") QuoteList[184]=new Array("Unknown Author","Doing your best means never stop trying.") QuoteList[185]=new Array("Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)","Better slip with foot than tongue.") QuoteList[186]=new Array("Anita Roddick","If you do things well, do them better. Be daring, be first, be different, be just.") QuoteList[187]=new Array("Ashleigh Brilliant","Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.") QuoteList[188]=new Array("Christian Bale (as Batman)","It's not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me.") QuoteList[189]=new Array("Walt West","The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.") QuoteList[190]=new Array("Orison Swett Marden","No man fails who does his best.") QuoteList[191]=new Array("Og Mandino (1923-1996)","Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later.") QuoteList[192]=new Array("David Seabury","If you give yourself to your task at once, you won't have to do it twice.") QuoteList[193]=new Array("Unknown Author","Do your best every day and your life will gradually expand into satisfying fullness.") QuoteList[194]=new Array("Duke Ellington (1899-1974)","A problem is a chance for you to do your best.") QuoteList[195]=new Array("Albert Schweitzer (1875-1965)","Do something wonderful, people may imitate it.") QuoteList[196]=new Array("Rowland Hill (1795-1879)","We can do more good by being good, than in any other way.") QuoteList[197]=new Array("Walter Payton (1954-1999)","I want to be remembered as the guy who gave his all whenever he was on the field.") QuoteList[198]=new Array("Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919)","Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.") QuoteList[199]=new Array("Winnie the Pooh","You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.") QuoteList[200]=new Array("Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43BC)","Whatever you do, do with all your might.") QuoteList[201]=new Array("W. Edwards Deming (1900-1993)","It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do, and then do your best.") QuoteList[202]=new Array("Josh Billings (1818-1885)","One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can.") QuoteList[203]=new Array("Walt Disney (1901-1966)","If you can dream it, you can do it. Always remember that this whole thing was started with a dream and a mouse.") QuoteList[204]=new Array("Bob Nelson","You can't command people to do their best; they can only command that of themselves.") QuoteList[205]=new Array("George Halas (1895-1983)","Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it.") QuoteList[206]=new Array("Dag Hammarskjold (1905-1961)","The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are, the more leisure we have.") QuoteList[207]=new Array("Helen Lawrenson","If a woman is sufficiently ambitious, determined and gifted - there is practically nothing she can't do.") QuoteList[208]=new Array("Margaret Mead (1901-1978)","I learned the value of hard work by working hard.") QuoteList[209]=new Array("Wayne Dyer","Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.") QuoteList[210]=new Array("William Shakespeare (1564-1616)","Nothing will come of nothing.") QuoteList[211]=new Array("Samuel Johnson (1709-1984)","What is easy is seldom excellent.") QuoteList[212]=new Array("Daisaku Ikeda","The determination to win is the better part of winning.") QuoteList[213]=new Array("Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882-1945)","We do our best that we know how at the moment, and if it doesn't turn out, we modify it.") QuoteList[214]=new Array("Arnold Palmer","The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done.") QuoteList[215]=new Array("Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-1973)","It's the price of leadership to do the thing you believe has to be done at the time it must be done.") QuoteList[216]=new Array("Mark Twain (1835-1910)","Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied.") QuoteList[217]=new Array("Knute Rockne","Win or lose, do it fairly.") QuoteList[218]=new Array("Kofi Annan","We need to keep hope alive and strive to do better.") QuoteList[219]=new Array("Leontyne Price","The ultimate of being successful is the luxury of giving yourself the time to do what you want to do.") QuoteList[220]=new Array("Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)","You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.") QuoteList[221]=new Array("Sam Ewing","Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.") QuoteList[222]=new Array("Proverb","Keep good company and you shall be of the number.") QuoteList[223]=new Array("Unknown Author","The hard part of making good is that you have to do it every day.") QuoteList[224]=new Array("Unknown Author","Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences.") QuoteList[225]=new Array("Sophocles","Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud.") QuoteList[226]=new Array("Thomas Jefferson (1762-1826)","Nobody can acquire honor by doing what is wrong.") QuoteList[227]=new Array("William Shakespeare (1564-1616)","Mine honor is my life; both grow in one; Take honor from me, and my life is done.") QuoteList[228]=new Array("George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)","The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.") QuoteList[229]=new Array("Aristotle (384-322 BC)","Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.") QuoteList[230]=new Array("Seneca","Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.") QuoteList[231]=new Array("Socrates (470-399 BC)","The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.") QuoteList[232]=new Array("Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)","Honor has not to be won; it must only not be lost.") QuoteList[233]=new Array("Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)","Honor is simply the morality of superior men.") QuoteList[234]=new Array("Zig Ziglar","There has never been a statue erected to honor a critic.") QuoteList[235]=new Array("Victor Hugo (1802-1885)","There are people who observe the rules of honor as we observe the stars: from a distance.") QuoteList[236]=new Array("Calvin Coolidge (1872-1933)","No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.") QuoteList[237]=new Array("William Arnot","If honor be your clothing, the suit will last a lifetime; but if clothing be your honor, it will soon be worn threadbare.") QuoteList[238]=new Array("Flemish Proverb","Honor is better than honors.") QuoteList[239]=new Array("Philo Judaeus","Those who give, hoping to be rewarded with honor, are not giving, they are bargaining.") QuoteList[240]=new Array("Alexander Pope (1688-1744)","Honor and shame from no condition rise; act well your part, there all the honor lies.") QuoteList[241]=new Array("Jacinto Benavente (1866-1954)","You meet the warrior in battle, but it is not until victory that you meet the gentleman.") QuoteList[242]=new Array("Nicholas Boileau (1636-1711)","Honor is like an island, rugged and without shores; once we have left it, we can never return.") QuoteList[243]=new Array("Unknown Author","To save a Life in defeat, is to receive Victory and Honor.") QuoteList[244]=new Array("Wendell L. Willkie (1892-1944)","Be honorable yourself if you wish to associate with honorable people.") QuoteList[245]=new Array("Oliver Goldsmith (1730-1774)","Honor sinks where commerce long prevails.") QuoteList[246]=new Array("C.S. Lewis (1898-1963)","We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.") QuoteList[247]=new Array("Dalai Lama","If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.") QuoteList[248]=new Array("Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887)","Compassion will cure more sins than condemnation.") QuoteList[249]=new Array("Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)","Compassion is the basis of all morality.") QuoteList[250]=new Array("Lord Byron (1788-1824)","The dew of compassion is a tear.") QuoteList[251]=new Array("Unknown Author","Make no judgements where you have no compassion.") QuoteList[252]=new Array("Haile Selassie (1892-1975)","It is much easier to show compassions to animals. They are never wicked.") QuoteList[253]=new Array("Thomas Browne, Sr.","By compassion we make others' misery our own, and so, by relieving them, we relieve ourselves also.") QuoteList[254]=new Array("Eric Hoffer (1902-1983)","Compassion alone stands apart from the continuous traffic between good and evil proceeding within us.") QuoteList[255]=new Array("Muhammad","No man is a true believer unless he desireth for his brother that which he desireth for himself.") QuoteList[256]=new Array("William Cowper (1731-1800)","Man may dismiss compassion from his heart, but God never will.") QuoteList[257]=new Array("Pema Chodron","Compassionate action involves working with ourselves as much as working with others.") QuoteList[258]=new Array("Buddha (563-483 BC)","In separateness lies the world's great misery; in compassion lies the world's true strength.") QuoteList[259]=new Array("Unknown Author","Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.") QuoteList[260]=new Array("Unknown Author","There can be no friendship without confidence; and no confidence, without integrity.") QuoteList[261]=new Array("Don Galer","Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.") QuoteList[262]=new Array("Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)","It is easier to cope with a bad conscience than with a bad reputation.") QuoteList[263]=new Array("Spencer Johnson","Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.") QuoteList[264]=new Array("Richard Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)","Integrity is the essence of everything successful.") QuoteList[265]=new Array("Chinua Achebe","One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised.") QuoteList[266]=new Array("Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)","A little integrity is better than any career.") QuoteList[267]=new Array("William Congreve","He who closes his ears to the views of others shows little confidence in the integrity of his own views.") QuoteList[268]=new Array("Unknown Author","I am for integrity, if only because life is very short and truth is hard to come by..") QuoteList[269]=new Array("Confucius (551-479 BC)","The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.") QuoteList[270]=new Array("Joseph Conrad (1857-1924)","You can't, in sound morals, condemn a man for taking care of his own integrity. It is his clear duty.") QuoteList[271]=new Array("Nathaniel Bronner Jr.","No one will question your integrity if your integrity is not questionable.") QuoteList[272]=new Array("Paul Wellstone","Never separate the life you live from the words you speak.") QuoteList[273]=new Array("J. Frederick Millea","Class is the impartial, consistent display of emotional integrity.") QuoteList[274]=new Array("Vanna Bonta","A heart needs only its own voice to do what is right.") QuoteList[275]=new Array("Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)","I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.") QuoteList[276]=new Array("Unknown Author","Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.") QuoteList[277]=new Array("Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)","I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.") QuoteList[278]=new Array("Ethel Barrymore","You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.") QuoteList[279]=new Array("Nigerian Proverb","Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent it from coming back.") QuoteList[280]=new Array("Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)","In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.") QuoteList[281]=new Array("Unknown Author","Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.") QuoteList[282]=new Array("Unknown Author","Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.") QuoteList[283]=new Array("Mae West (1892-1980)","When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.") QuoteList[284]=new Array("Benny Hill (1924-1992)","Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.") QuoteList[285]=new Array("Unknown Author","I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.") QuoteList[286]=new Array("John Lennon (1940-1980)","Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.") QuoteList[287]=new Array("Agatha Christie (1890-1976)","An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.") QuoteList[288]=new Array("Nancy Witcher Astor, (1879-1964)","One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.") QuoteList[289]=new Array("Unknown Author","Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.") QuoteList[290]=new Array("Dr. Laurence J. Peter (1919-1990)","Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.") QuoteList[291]=new Array("Franklin P. Jones (1887-1929)","The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.") QuoteList[292]=new Array("Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)","The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.") QuoteList[293]=new Array("Bob Hope (1903-2003)","You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.") QuoteList[294]=new Array("Erma Bombeck (1927-1996)","Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.") QuoteList[295]=new Array("Unknown Author","A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer.") QuoteList[296]=new Array("Will Rogers (1879-1935)","If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?") QuoteList[297]=new Array("Unknown Author","Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.") QuoteList[298]=new Array("Unknown Author","If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.") QuoteList[299]=new Array("Heraclitus of Ephesus (540-480 BC)","A hidden connection is stronger than an obvious one.") QuoteList[300]=new Array("Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC)","Philosophy, rightly defined, is simply the love of wisdom.") QuoteList[301]=new Array("Formal Vulcan Greeting","Live long, and prosper. | Health, and long life.") QuoteList[302]=new Array(" "," .") var RN=Math.floor(Math.random()*QuoteList.length); if (RN==302){RN=301} var AUTHOR=QuoteList[RN][0]; var QUOTE=QuoteList[RN][1]; var COMPLETEQUOTE='Random Quote: '+QUOTE+' - '+AUTHOR+'' change = document.getElementById("Quote_Display"); change.innerHTML= COMPLETEQUOTE; setTimeout("random_Quote()", 15000); } random_Quote()